Alexander. Nineteen. I went to uni and all I got was caffeine dependency and cigarette addiction. This is the definition of my life.Tumblr (3.0; @xelamirror)http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?<br /> Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.<br /> Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?<br /> Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?<br /> Me: Certainly. And your name is?<br /> Customer: Mark Pellegrino. <br /> Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?<br /> Customer: Yes.<br /> Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?<br /> Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.<br /> Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino. http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50888553186http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50888553186Mon, 20 May 2013 01:40:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92bxpG2cK1qe5udso1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92bxpG2cK1qe5udso2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92bxpG2cK1qe5udso3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92bxpG2cK1qe5udso4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwanttotouchdeanwinchestersbutt.tumblr.com/post/47619687737/was-this-even-a-real-movie">iwanttotouchdeanwinchestersbutt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>was this even a real movie</p> </blockquote>http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50795700998http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50795700998Sun, 19 May 2013 02:57:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/073cbd9c1516bd43c3eef80fd607ac83/tumblr_mlpwzeoLLr1rr17gfo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b4c67cf21e956d09b05f4f6278f12cab/tumblr_mlpwzeoLLr1rr17gfo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e41bb9bff1ce20675b05e650dcdeb431/tumblr_mlpwzeoLLr1rr17gfo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8b0160deb53eb321c338a2cf2d0395b4/tumblr_mlpwzeoLLr1rr17gfo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c37ead28593af4ecbef64dd025db84b9/tumblr_mlpwzeoLLr1rr17gfo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed9dd30982e62d78ce783cade8ed9aba/tumblr_mlpwzeoLLr1rr17gfo5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60247b69bec01015c9969218836f7e9d/tumblr_mlpwzeoLLr1rr17gfo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c675b4d54b593ba727d069644a5c9078/tumblr_mlpwzeoLLr1rr17gfo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50473175119http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50473175119Tue, 14 May 2013 23:38:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8fc79b332d3508c79455e0b3886e0343/tumblr_mmsxtwAy6n1r89vcio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50472862339http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50472862339Tue, 14 May 2013 23:33:39 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pJH8JlmFzhc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/post/50420040838/the-beatles-help-i-remember-hearing-this" class="tumblr_blog">nedhepburn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>The Beatles</strong><br/><strong>Help!</strong><br/>______</p> <p><small>I remember hearing this a kid. One of my earliest favorite songs.</small> </p></blockquote>http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50420667541http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50420667541Tue, 14 May 2013 10:23:07 -0400<p>What even is Robb Stark</p>http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50420623857http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50420623857Tue, 14 May 2013 10:22:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/92590522d8f4de20afbe4051a34222ba/tumblr_mmosven91E1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://dumbpolly.tumblr.com/post/50295241893" class="tumblr_blog">dumbpolly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I love you</p></blockquote>http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50328742916http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50328742916Mon, 13 May 2013 03:17:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee110166df54f16290488d3388d139c3/tumblr_mfp202Th911qeuobqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50180848096http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50180848096Sat, 11 May 2013 13:49:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e456f76214bd71fbbe915e356e271faf/tumblr_mmku7pyruz1r1m0bjo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31a56f6f2b3c7c63a61d0f4c355c8088/tumblr_mmku7pyruz1r1m0bjo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0281fdd5366966336b3e979fa0fa192/tumblr_mmku7pyruz1r1m0bjo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d66312bab6491db6b9b4afc305491b12/tumblr_mmku7pyruz1r1m0bjo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0cb2a95461306eb4bb62802005c7d4dd/tumblr_mmku7pyruz1r1m0bjo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b9ad1d10928b741e6d6a3e81cc3afb21/tumblr_mmku7pyruz1r1m0bjo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>All we really need to survive is one person who truly loves us.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50164742817http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50164742817Sat, 11 May 2013 09:48:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0cd6213f4eb18bbdd99e7b19293793b9/tumblr_mfgxu0Q6571qzm9vfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50069315618http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50069315618Fri, 10 May 2013 00:34:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/86c9b0719831efa7a8ebea8f86662036/tumblr_mlvl06fY6u1qib2lio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50013704167http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50013704167Thu, 09 May 2013 10:34:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9073f9da7e78a176e67811aa181b05c9/tumblr_mmgrpuQaw81r2r773o1_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/460b69c791669d2aa775ee74e4b59006/tumblr_mmgrpuQaw81r2r773o6_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cbe961f884b7aecb045b201d38946b65/tumblr_mmgrpuQaw81r2r773o3_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1c6a0bab844893f75f1f44f55c1311b/tumblr_mmgrpuQaw81r2r773o2_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8c5c7072d2a471572f09cf3c52dbe8b8/tumblr_mmgrpuQaw81r2r773o5_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e8d2ec18938b3b53a0ec2d179e12689/tumblr_mmgrpuQaw81r2r773o4_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/67ca70cf3cc4614d0c37ee479c7ed6d6/tumblr_mmgrpuQaw81r2r773o10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3e71176fd257d67e6d882685d5b07461/tumblr_mmgrpuQaw81r2r773o9_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e94bb1c4dba10f5da07e9b3b8d75d73/tumblr_mmgrpuQaw81r2r773o8_r4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb5e9423341351a590b26e3dd69a1a5a/tumblr_mmgrpuQaw81r2r773o7_r4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50013026905http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/50013026905Thu, 09 May 2013 10:19:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0580a8780bcc452b2f7e7c19d4c2f2a/tumblr_mmegq8ym3B1qfl5qxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/post/49994588146/fuckyoulexi-can-we-please-take-a-moment-to">epic-humor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyoulexi.tumblr.com/post/49809078773/can-we-please-take-a-moment-to-appreciate-how-my">fuckyoulexi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span></span><span>can we please take a moment to appreciate how my best friend got asked to prom</span></p> </blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/">see more</a></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>like if you cried</p>http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/49995504077http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/49995504077Thu, 09 May 2013 01:43:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/798b4137d15d48f19a250fe94a69ef62/tumblr_mlmjqwXTNg1rrhg9uo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/49985591852http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/49985591852Wed, 08 May 2013 22:57:12 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rpgmaker.tumblr.com/post/49740337834">rpgmaker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*slam dunks this assignment in the trash* *spraypaints “essays are gay” on the wall*</p> </blockquote>http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/49985163688http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/49985163688Wed, 08 May 2013 22:51:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3366e23034cd729b748764a85ecc43e8/tumblr_mjcw6fAal51qm7cfso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/49893971938http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/49893971938Tue, 07 May 2013 20:24:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e0ad674f5cf21003d15331c9c2b6b02/tumblr_mmelr3VHrI1qc7mhbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/49818013699http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/49818013699Mon, 06 May 2013 21:06:39 -0400This is something tequila did.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/400a1c7819e3ba7a4dd8d62fc2e0839d/tumblr_mmdov8Ofbi1qzk2upo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d82e2204ee47f8536bee8b26a0a27504/tumblr_mmdov8Ofbi1qzk2upo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/15dc8784df586a829e4edaae8ebd889c/tumblr_mmdov8Ofbi1qzk2upo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c62cbac6643d23924ef0414f3dec84e/tumblr_mmdov8Ofbi1qzk2upo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladragonaria.tumblr.com/post/49789622750/fuckyeah1990s-eventually-im-going-to-gif-every">ladragonaria</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeah1990s.tumblr.com/post/49772140877/eventually-im-going-to-gif-every-joke-carlos">fuckyeah1990s</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Eventually I’m going to gif every joke Carlos tells on Magic School Bus…</p> </blockquote> <p>Keisha looks like she is 1000% done with Carlos and his… ANT-ics.</p> </blockquote>http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/49817447397http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/49817447397Mon, 06 May 2013 21:00:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/726f7762e8aa6cc3230e286031f67609/tumblr_mma4j8s8qB1soz2ylo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/49817384215http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/49817384215Mon, 06 May 2013 20:59:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f59ed2cec70735b7a62180a8cfd75e8a/tumblr_mhgs4qEGqX1rxuv7ko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://totallybrian.tumblr.com/post/41904050359/2hunky" class="tumblr_blog">totallybrian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>2hunky</p></blockquote>http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/49780329182http://xelamirror.tumblr.com/post/49780329182Mon, 06 May 2013 12:13:17 -0400