Today at work...
Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
What even is Robb Stark
rpgmaker: *slam dunks this assignment in the trash* *spraypaints “essays are gay” on the wall*
drarna: the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything
bitchinbands: hongkers: hongkers: Who robbed the tampon factory? SOME BLOODY CUNT are you fucking serious
lessonsforchildren: Unless you literally just figured out a mystery involving a haunted amusement park, don’t yell ‘jinkies!’ during sex.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: the news is just some person saying “good evening” and then giving reasons why it’s not well fuck